Do you really come down chimneys?
“Yes, but not in the way you’re thinking. Floo powder!”
How do you deliver presents to everyone in one night?
“Have you ever heard of a time turner?”
What about your elves?
“House elves. Please don’t tell Hermione!”
How old are you?
“I was born in 280 AD in the city of Patara. That makes me Almost 1750 years old!”
Are you immortal?
“I suppose I am. I don’t know what made me stop aging in the first place.”
Have you ever been caught delivering presents?
“Of course! every year, in fact. Thank goodness for the ‘Obliviate’ charm!”
How do you fit all the presents in your bag?
“That’s easy! I use an undetectable extension charm.”
How do the reindeer fly?
“Since Reindeer don’t naturally fly. I had to use a little magic to help with that.”
Does Rudolph’s nose really glow?
“Actually, no. That’s just a story someone made up for a song long ago. But, I loved the idea so much, I used a Patronus to create it!”
How do you get into houses that don’t have chimneys?
“I apparate, of course!”
Can I come visit you at the North Pole?
“The Pole is hidden from all muggles. The secrecy of it’s location must be kept to keep the magic flowing.”
How do you know who is Naughty or Nice?
“I don’t, actually. names appear in my list and the universe puts them on whichever list they belong.”
You see, it’s only been recently that I have allowed myself to acknowledge the magic of how Christmas works. Thanks to people writing stories about Harry Potter, the magical world has come to life for muggles - leaving the Statute of Secrecy out the window, so to speak.
As you can imagine, my being a wizard makes things make so much more sense. And just for the record, I am a Hufflepuff!